Riven

Rob Schneider

as J.D.

Michelle Rodriguez

as Harriet

Adrien Brody

as Flirty Harry

Lindsay Lohan

as Marilyn

Ari Shaffir

as The Amazing Racist

Vince Offer

as Peeping Tom

Jonathan Spencer

as Lt. O'Flanagan / Bob / Sewage Technician / Paparazzi

Anna Akana

as Student

Ali Olomi

as Taliban Guard

Da'Vone McDonald

as Vondell

Jessie T. Usher

as Jamal

Noelle Kenney

as Patient

Caroline Rich

as Cindi

Theo Von

as Mountain Climber

Joanna Krupa

as Beautiful Girl

Deborah Rombaut

as Nurse Jones

Danni Lang

as Beautician

Alejandro Patiño

as Worker

Calvin Sykes

as Murphay

Andrea Lwin

as Beautician

Thai Edwards

as Swade

Mark Chalant Phifer

as Darnell

Ashton Jordann Ruiz

as Acquon

Ben Wang

as Sweatshop Boss

Paul Kwo

as Sweatshop Worker

Hymnson Chan

as Student

Rick Chambers

as Captain

Chehon Wespi-Tschopp

as Black Swan

Isaac Cheung

as Sushi Papa

Jia Mae

as Sushi Mama (as Jia Perlich)

Paolo Scandarisi

as Swollen Pecker

Dante

as The Racist Assistant

Joe Roche

as Rookie

Ben Begley

as Bartender

Tony Vera

as Bad Guy

Danni Lang

as Beautician #2

Ray Bolton

as Patron

Eduardo Ambriz DeColosio

as Worker

Diane Kawasaki

as Theater Madam

Kimberly Irion

as Store Patron

Allen Abrams

as White Swan

Marlon Pelayo

as White Swan

Nick Lanzisera

as White Swan

Dominique Kelley

as Pink Swan

Justin de Vera

as Pink Swan

Evan Strand

as Pink Swan

Eleazar Pagsisihan

as Black Swan

Kato Bonner

as Hawk

Laura Evans

as Hotel Guest (as Laura J. Evans)

Daniel Berson

as Hotel Guest

David Weisenberg

as Patron

Jennie Taber

as Patron

Jennifer DeFilippo

as Patron

Harvey J. Alperin

as Patron

Gregg Martin

as Patron

Marlena Poles

as Patron

Josh Cheney

as Manager

Justin Dragonas

as Cashier

April Gooding

as Passerby

Richard Penn

as Passerby

Afi Ekulona

as Passerby

Zachary James Rukavina

as Passerby

Azur-De

as Passerby

Rebekah Kochan

as Passerby

Chloe Dykstra

as Passerby

Nikea Gamby-Turner

as Passerby

Rod Maiorano

as Officer

Shayla Beesley

as Girlfriend

Ethan Stone

as U.S. Government Agent

Abraham Justice

as Taliban Guard (as Mohamed Ibrahim Elkest)

Ace Gibson

as Paparazzi

Michael D. Cohen

as Paparazzi

Michael Silva

as Paparazzi

James Elden

as Paparazzi

Ken Pringle

as Paparazzi

Kiersten Hall

as Beautiful Girl

Leonard C. Jones

as Charles Hughes

Vince Offer

Writer

Vince Offer

Director

Ken Pringle

Writer

Ari Shaffir

Writer

Bob Shapiro

Line Producer

Kenneth C. Barrows

Director of Photography

Lauren Mary Kim

Stunt Double

Sandy S. Solowitz

Editor

Bob Shapiro

Producer

Mark Behar

Co-Producer

Vince Offer

Executive Producer

Sandy S. Solowitz

Producer

Bess Fifer

Casting

Ken Pringle

Producer

Gary C. Bourgeois

Sound Re-Recording Mixer

Erik Betts

Stunts

Thomas Rosales Jr.

Stunts

Precious Jenkins

Stunts

Carlos Ragas

Stunt Double

Tony Lazzara

Stunts

Horace Knight Jr.

Stunts

Tom McComas

Stunt Driver

Chris Nielsen

Stunts

Steve Boyles

Stunts

Robair Sims

Stunts

Kerry Rossall

Stunts

Tony Snegoff

Stunts

C.C. Taylor

Stunts

Vladimir Tevlovski

Stunt Coordinator

Louis DiCesare

Gaffer

Danny Durr

Lighting Technician

Adrien Brody

Additional Dialogue