"John Bennett, a man whose childhood wish of bringing his teddy bear to life came true, now must decide between keeping the relationship with the bear or his girlfriend, Lori."
Mark Wahlberg
as John Bennett
Mila Kunis
as Lori Collins
Seth MacFarlane
as Ted (voice)
Joel McHale
as Rex
Giovanni Ribisi
as Donny
Patrick Warburton
as Guy
Matt Walsh
as Thomas
Jessica Barth
as Tami-Lynn
Aedin Mincks
as Robert
Bill Smitrovich
as Frank
Patrick Stewart
as Narrator (voice)
Norah Jones
as Norah Jones
Sam J. Jones
as Sam Jones
Tom Skerritt
as Tom Skerritt
Bretton Manley
as Young John
Ralph Garman
as John's Dad
Alex Borstein
as John's Mom
John Viener
as Alix
Laura Vandervoort
as Tanya
Robert Wu
as Asian Man "Ming"
Ginger Gonzaga
as Gina
Jessica Stroup
as Tracy
Melissa Ordway
as Michelle
Max Harris
as Greenbaum Kid
Zane Cowans
as Kid #1 / Young Ted's Voice
T.J. Hourigan
as Kid #2
Owen Clarke
as Kid #3
Kristina Ellery
as Heavenly
Katelyn Lorren
as Cherene
Chanty Sok
as Angelique
Sarah Fischer
as Sauvignon Blanc
Cassie Djerf
as Waitress
Joe Siriani
as Guy at Table #1
Pat Shea
as Guy at Table #2
Josh Duvendeck
as Guy #1
Chris Cox
as Guy #2
Henry Penzi
as Partygoer (Ted's Buddy)
Tania Cabrera
as Girl at Party
Colton Shires
as Teenage John
Viera Andrea Moya
as Plymouth PR Worker
Heajee Kim
as Club Girl
Lydia Hannibal
as Ellen
Shawn Thornton
as Crazy Guy
Eric Weinstein
as Stagehand
Danny Smith
as Waiter
Mike Nikitas
as Newscaster
Robin Hamilton
as Female Newscaster
Mike Henry
as Southern Newscaster
Johnny Lee Davenport
as Husband
Chris Everett
as Wife
Tara Strong
as Bellybutton (voice) (uncredited)
Ted Danson
as Ted Danson (uncredited)
Ryan Reynolds
as Jared (uncredited)
Olivia Jordan
as Party Guest (uncredited)
Alexandra Creteau
as Club Patron (uncredited)
Emmalyn Anderson
as Concert Attendee (uncredited)
John Franchi
as Tourist / Pedestrian (uncredited)
Director
Producer
John Jacobs
Jason Clark
Jeff Freeman
Editor
Sheila Jaffe
Casting
Stephen J. Lineweaver
Production Design
Screenplay
Alec Sulkin
Story
Michael Barrett
Director of Photography
Walter Murphy
Original Music Composer
E. David Cosier
Art Direction
Kyra Friedman Curcio
Set Decoration
Debra McGuire
Costume Design
Jeff Murrell
Gaffer
Luci Romberg
Stunts
Tom Williams
Sound Mixer
Blair Clark
Visual Effects Supervisor
Scott Stuber
Mark Kamine
Unit Production Manager
Eric Heffron
First Assistant Director
Co-Producer
Wellesley Wild
Avner Engel
Animation
Jimmy Almeida
Nicholas Tripodi
Eddie Braun
Jill Brown
Bryce Burke
Phil Culotta
Crystal Dalman
Mickey Giacomazzi
Sean Graham
Daniel Leavitt
Ian Mclaughlin
Kristopher Medina
Dana Reed
Scott Rogers
Stunt Coordinator
Kevin Scott
Brandon Sebek
Eddie Yansick
Spike Silver
Bill Young
Steve Budd
Andrea Castagnoli
Aaron Clement
Ben Forster
Daniel Fotheringham
Shaun Freeman
Tom Gibbons
David Good
Shane Hall
Andy Hass
Trevor Hunter
Louis Jones
Neil Kennedy
Victoria Livingstone
Jonathan Lyons
Brian Mendenhall
Loïc Miermont
Jess Morris
Christopher Mullins
Heath Pagram
Christel Pougeoise
Mark Powers
Nathan Ross
Amita Sahgal
Scott Slater
Miles Southan
Danny Southard
Johnny Turco
Larry White
William R. Wright
Paul Marini
Chris Carnes
Jaimie Trueblood
Still Photographer
Claire Folger
Moira Marquis
Music Editor
Stan Jones
Murray Adler
Music Supervisor
Todd Sheidenberger
Orchestrator
Gregory W. Smith
Steadicam Operator
Jon Mone
Executive Producer
Richard Oswald
Second Assistant Director
Second Unit Director
Bryan Felty
Set Designer
Timothy Lewis
Set Dresser
John Pungitore
Timothy Rowcroft
Kenneth Sayers
Cleo Wang
Johnny Villanueva
Hair Department Head
Ann Masterson
Makeup Department Head
Tracey Levy
Makeup Artist
Cheryl Daniels
Key Hair Stylist
Bruce Barris
Sound Effects Editor
Anna Behlmer
Sound Re-Recording Mixer
Michael Dressel
Foley Editor
Jimmy Duyon
Pamela Kahn
Foley Artist
Elliott Koretz
Sound Supervisor
Sound Designer
Mike Marino
Foley Mixer
Dean Minnerly
Eric A. Norris
Terry Porter
Brittany Burke
Casting Associate
Ryan Bradley
Stunt Double
Regis Harrington
Vanessa Lapato
Dialogue Editor
Curt Schulkey
Ralph Osborn
Anthony "Ace" Thomas
Choreographer
Q Fortier
Systems Administrators & Support
Jørgen Klubien
Storyboard Artist